The Cowpokers 

Europe's ONLY Country'n'Western Glam Rock 4-piece Duo

OUR LAST GIG - The Beacon Court Tavern, Gillingham SAT SEPTEMBER 15 2012. With Special Guests - The awesome "Crybaby Special and The Monsters".

BUY your advance discount ticket NOW using Paypal - £2.75.

Click on the picture to hear our intro theme toon:

Hav' ya ever herd ‘Lady Gaga’ dun at a hoe-down?

 What wood ‘Sylvia’s Mutha’ sound like if it wer' dun by T.Rex?

 What cood Queen an' Johnny Cash do togetha?

Only The Cowpokers can answer these questuns!!

The Cowpokers are Europe ’s first (and only) Country and Western Glam Rock 4-piece Duo.  Founded in 1794 by Nick Silverspurs III (of Cenet Rox fame) an' Wild Boar Piggy (of Blood Junkies, Sperm Bank Experience etc.) with the Reverend Feelum’ on vibes and spiritual support.  Hailin' as they do from the Chatham Delta, they grew up amongst farmers and other queer folk - this was the inspiration fer the band...

Big Hats, No Cattle - One of the famous Bean Drinkin' competitions

The Cowpokers are much more than their music. Their audiences are hypnotized into a ‘bizarre Country and Western fantasy’, where people behave like cattle, drink cold baked beans, the dead are healed through the administration of bull semen etc. The ONLY act to feature a live Country and Western stage death and official resurrection by a recently self-ordained priest. Their music brings tugetha the worst of the Country'n'Western / Glam Rawk genre:

  Maria - A bittersweet Spanish Country and Western tale of a woman called Maria who went to Korea seeking a new career only to contract gonorrhea and diarrhea from a sailor who called to 'sea - er'

  Cowpoker Face and Mad Cow Romance - The Lady Gaga Hoe-down

  ‘Jolene and Bonanza’ trilogy

  Cowpoker boogie plus jazz scat trumpet odessy

  ‘Fernando and Purple Haze’ singalong medley - the perfect Abba tribute  

  Piggy Stardust - Live Death and Resurrection with a real life self-annointed Reverend 

All dun in their unique Country an Western Glam Rawk style. Watch us on The Country and Western youpube Telly Box singin' 'We Will Brand you' 

The Cowpokers 'Twin Tipi Tour' (TTT) has just one date: Beacon Court Tavern, Gillingham SAT SEPTEMBER 15 2012. With Special Guests - The awesome "Crybaby Special and The Monsters".

BUY your advance discount ticket NOW using Paypal - £2.75.

Previous gigs include work with John Otway and his partners, the Big Band. We also offer a Special Theatre Performance - with bison, cowgirls, steer wrestling, barrel racing, bull riding, team roping, tie down roping, beans, gum, flying pigs, injuns, chuckwagon racing, bull semen, ticks, disease and other attractions. Click on a cow or a bull (if ya know the diffrence) below to hear our exit theme toon:

Remember :

Cowpokin' is a man's occupation...

Cowpokin' is a gurl's fascination.....

Cowpokin's as good as mast.......ion...

and, The Cowpokers' advice on 

Personal Development :

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much

Don't squat with yer spurs on