The Cowpokers
Europe's ONLY Country'n'Western Glam Rock 4-piece Duo OUR LAST GIG - The Beacon Court Tavern, Gillingham SAT SEPTEMBER 15 2012. With Special Guests - The awesome "Crybaby Special and The Monsters".
BUY your advance discount ticket NOW using Paypal - £2.75.
Click on the picture to hear our intro theme toon:
Hav'
ya ever herd ‘Lady Gaga’ dun at a hoe-down? Only
The
Cowpokers
can
answer The
Cowpokers are
The Cowpokers
are much more than their music. Their audiences are hypnotized into a ‘bizarre Country and
Western fantasy’, where people behave like cattle, drink cold baked beans, the dead are healed through the administration of bull semen etc. The ONLY act to feature a live Country and Western stage death and official resurrection by a recently self-ordained priest. Their music brings
tugetha the worst of the Country'n'Western / Glam Rawk genre:
Maria - A bittersweet Spanish Country and Western tale of a woman called Maria who went to Korea seeking a new career only to contract gonorrhea and diarrhea from a sailor who called to 'sea - er' Cowpoker Face and Mad Cow Romance - The Lady Gaga Hoe-down ‘Jolene and Bonanza’ trilogy Cowpoker boogie ‘Fernando and Purple Haze’ singalong medley - the perfect Abba tribute Piggy Stardust - Live Death and Resurrection with a real life self-annointed Reverend
All dun in their
unique Country an Western Glam Rawk style. Watch us on The Country and Western youpube Telly Box singin' 'We Will Brand you'
The Cowpokers 'Twin Tipi Tour' (TTT) has just one date: Beacon
Court Tavern, Gillingham SAT SEPTEMBER 15 2012. With Special Guests - The awesome "Crybaby Special and The Monsters".
BUY your advance discount ticket NOW using Paypal - £2.75.
Previous gigs include work with John Otway and his
partners, the Big Band. We also offer a Special Theatre Performance - with bison, cowgirls, steer
wrestling, barrel racing, bull riding, team roping, tie down roping, beans, gum, flying pigs,
injuns, chuckwagon racing Remember
: Cowpokin'
is a man's occupation... Cowpokin'
is a gurl's fascination..... Cowpokin's
as good as mast.......ion... and,
The
Cowpokers'
advice on
Personal Development : Talk
low, talk slow and don't say too much Don't
squat with yer spurs on
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